Talk Show Host
Hello folks, I’m Stone Still and let me welcome you to the new game
show “Who wants to beat a Millionaire”
the exiting new game show that pits the poor against the rich.
But hey,…..(gives audience a million dollar smile),… lets meet our
contestants. All the way from
(name small local town) lets
say hello to Grandma Hoses.
Grandma Hoses
Thanks Rock, I’m so happy
to be here. Did I mention my
grandchildren? They are all going
to Harvard and write their Grandma everyday.
I’m very happy that the youngest is going to lead an expedition to Peru
in search of the Peruvian pit snake, and he’s only 6.
Talk Show Host
Thanks Grandma, and now let’s meet your partner, Little Jimmy Johnson.
Jimmy
Thanks Pebble, and thanks for having me on this show.
I wanted to be on Regis’s show, but nooooooo, mom said I couldn’t, so
I’m having to do your crummy show. I
hate this show. It’s soooooooo
stupid! I wanted to win real money!
Aaaaaughhhhh! I wanted a better show!
Talk Show Host
Thanks Jimmy, I love you too. Let’s
meet your opponents. From the ding
ranch in Texas, the richest cowboy alive, Donald Crump!
Donald
Howdy partner. Glad to be
here. I jest took time out from
ropin little doggies and jumped on my pony to ride up heer to yer studio and
make a dad-burned telyvision shooooow.
Talk
Show Host
Good Donald. Glad to see you
today. You AND the horse you road
in on. Oh, and Donald, when you
leave, remember, it’s the law that you clean up after your pet.
Now let’s meet the richest man in the world, Thurston Powell.
Thurston
Yes, thanks “Gravel”, I
hope you have remembered,… you promised to wax my Rolls Royce out front.
It’s in mint condition. My daddy gave it to me when I graduated from
Yale.
Donald
where’ ju park it at partner?
Thurston
Right out in front of the building, why.
Donald
Oh, nothin’, I just was impressed at how much my horse liked the taste
of that there red paint,……
Talk
Show Host
Moving right along, let’s meet our glamour girl, “Blanna Blight”
Blanna
(giggling……) Oh,…….hello,……..oh,…..(giggles some more) I
might ask some of you for some help with spelling……(giggles more until cut
off)
Jimmy
Why can’t I be on “THE” Millionaire show?
Talk
Show Host
I’ll be happy to give you Regis’ number.
Blanna
(giggling) Jimmy, can I be
one of your life lines?
Talk
Show Host
We pause now for these important messages!
